If only football (American) could be this creative. Instead we have to get our jollies from Icleand.
Let Me See That Thong
Who doesn't love a good thong story? Reports are coming in that Giants first baseman, Aubrey Huff, who is in a massive slump - .095 in the past week - decided he would take it into his own hands and purchased a racy, red thong. You're probably thinking, 'yeah, I've heard this before'. And you're right, you have, but the interesting twist on this story. Huff freely walks around the locker room and other areas, involving food, in just the thong, and conducts interviews, in Only the thong.
Unfortunately, we couldn't find any pictures of Huff in the thong, so you'll have to use your imagination.
According to TMZ, the New Orleans Saints have come to terms with Derek Fisher to head to the Bayou. Before all you Laker fans get bent out of shape, apparently the Super Bowl 44 Champs want the guard to come in and address the team before the kick-off of the NFL season, and the Saints opener vs. the indestructible Brett Farve and the Minnesota Vikings. The Saints believe Fisher holds the key to back-to-back Lombardi Trophies.
This video would have been better with commentary from the recently And unjustly fired, Rob Dibble, but oh well, you'll have to enjoy the beat down anyway.
If this brings back memories of Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura, Enjoy