PUT THIS IN YOUR COMPUTER

Dear Analytics experts,

please tell me how all of your charts, graphs and other shifts and shuffles helped The Reds this season… I’m waiting..

and please don’t try and say it takes better players for your gobblety-goop to work… because that’s the case with any team and style…

face it, all of your computers and double switches and shifts do not work…  but I’ll wait while you program your computer to say how it works for other teams…

have a nice day Stat Boys